kageygirl ([info]kageygirl) wrote,
2005-01-23 02:59:00
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Fandom Is For Fun!

Not for snarky little commentary like the post I just deleted. SGA ficlet as penance. *g*


"Wow, that was really kind of--rude, wasn't it?"

"I'm sorry, McKay--did you just criticize my people skills?"

"Very funny, Major. Just because I avoid wasting time with some of the more pointless social conventions doesn't mean I don't recognize them. And you are usually way more concerned about playing nice with the natives."

"I've been 'playing nice' for the better part of an hour. They seemed to be willing to talk for as long as it takes Teyla and Ford to get back from the village where her friends live."

"Still, you don't generally leave your fan clubs in the lurch like that."

"'Fan club'?"

"Mmm. The one in the red was just about ready to have your name tattoed on any one of several parts of her anatomy, from the looks of things."

"*cough* Yeah, she was making me a little nervous."

"So, what, you expect me to protect you?"

"Doing pretty well so far. None of them are coming near us."

"That's because I have the common sense to ward off any misguided attempts at small talk right away. You'd be amazed how it cuts down on interruptions. And it seems to be counteracting the effects of your... natural charm."

"You're saying that you're obnoxious as a preemptive strike."

"I would have said 'standoffish', but close enough."

"Thank you for letting me share your little circle of quiet, anyway."

"Honestly, I don't see how I could have stopped you."

"What do you do when your antisocial act doesn't work?"

"It's hardly an act, Major. As you just implied, I'm not a very nice person. And fortunately, it doesn't fail all that often."

"I'm talking to you."

"Yes, you do that a lot. It seems to be a bad habit."

"So--how are you planning to get rid of me?"

"Oh, I've long since given up trying. You're regrettably tenacious."

"Yes, I am."

"I decided to just accept you as background noise."

"That so?"

"Mmmm."

"And yet, you haven't touched your scanner in five minutes."

"I was taking a break. All work and no play, you know."

"I think you like talking to me."

"I think you've been standing in the sun too long."

"I like talking to you, too, Rodney."

"Lucky me."

"I'm thinking of getting your name tattooed on my ass."

"Oh, my--you're insane, you know that?"

"Could be. Keep me company until Ford and Teyla get back, and I'll let you pick the color."

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  • 43 comments

[info]cedara

January 23 2005, 10:37:59 UTC 7 years ago

*snerk*

*is amused*

[info]kageygirl

January 23 2005, 19:04:39 UTC 7 years ago

Yay! I was aiming for "amused." *g*

[info]spikedluv

January 23 2005, 13:04:37 UTC 7 years ago

*snort!*

I love 'standoffish' Rodney's reasoning, and tenacious John, lol. Oooh, can we have more on the tat?!! *bg*

[info]kageygirl

January 23 2005, 19:05:47 UTC 7 years ago

Hee! Well, y'know, Rodney's just going to have to make sure it's spelled correctly... *eg*

[info]jenlev

January 23 2005, 14:08:40 UTC 7 years ago

bwahaha! "I decided to just accept you as background noise."

interesting how rodney's going to have to figure john out. very fun. *g*

[info]kageygirl

January 23 2005, 19:12:36 UTC 7 years ago

It's good that Rodney likes an intellectual challenge. *g*

Just a little something to distract from the ridiculous amount of snow out there. And still coming down!

[info]jenlev

7 years ago

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[info]wishbyspirit

January 23 2005, 14:24:57 UTC 7 years ago

*grins* Fun!

(*attempts to think of Sheppard as "background noise" and fails miserably*)

[info]kageygirl

January 23 2005, 19:17:53 UTC 7 years ago

(*attempts to think of Sheppard as "background noise" and fails miserably*)

Oh, it's not like I have that kind of multitasking ability. *g* If you haven't, you should read [info]mmmchelle's snippet about how distracting the major can be. *eg*

[info]kylielee1000

January 23 2005, 15:42:17 UTC 7 years ago

Hee!

Write scripts? You should.

[info]kageygirl

January 23 2005, 19:25:35 UTC 7 years ago

Hee! Nah, I'd get in trouble for sneaking in the subversive subtext. *eg*

[info]sffan

January 23 2005, 15:45:04 UTC 7 years ago

"I'm thinking of getting your name tattooed on my ass."

Hee.

[info]kageygirl

January 23 2005, 19:28:31 UTC 7 years ago

Is it wrong that I spend so much time thinking about Sheppard's ass?

::ponders:: Nah. *eg*

[info]mmmchelle

January 23 2005, 15:47:41 UTC 7 years ago

"I decided to just accept you as background noise."

Hee.

"I'm thinking of getting your name tattooed on my ass."

Double Hee.

I'm sure it will look very nice when John's on his hands and knees. Although I'm not sure Rodney's ego really needs that kind of boost. /g/


But now I want to know what you were snarky about. /pout/

[info]thegrrrl2002

January 23 2005, 16:41:49 UTC 7 years ago

But now I want to know what you were snarky about. /pout/

::waves hand:: oooh, ooh, me too!! Do tell.

[info]kageygirl

7 years ago

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7 years ago

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[info]bentrumors

January 23 2005, 16:10:39 UTC 7 years ago

Excellent dialogue.

Keep me company until Ford and Teyla get back, and I'll let you pick the color

He certainly IS tenacious. *g*

[info]kageygirl

January 23 2005, 19:43:48 UTC 7 years ago

Thanks!

He certainly IS tenacious. *g*

Hee. He's just waitin' to reel Rodney in...

[info]thegrrrl2002

January 23 2005, 16:40:59 UTC 7 years ago

"I'm thinking of getting your name tattooed on my ass."

Would it fit? Such a tiny little ass, he might have to settle for initials. *g*

This was very fun. They are so damn cute.

[info]kageygirl

January 23 2005, 19:49:32 UTC 7 years ago

Would it fit? Such a tiny little ass, he might have to settle for initials. *g*

LOL! He'll get the Rodney McKay monogram. *g* And then, of course, Rodney has to inspect the handiwork...

They are terribly cute. And, y'know, lickable.

[info]severusslave

7 years ago

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[info]wpadmirer

January 23 2005, 16:48:05 UTC 7 years ago

Well you know *I* agree with you....

Fandom is for fun. And your snarky rants amuse me, almost as much as your fic.

But I'm very happy getting the fic. It just sounds so like them, and you know what a sucker I am for voices and dialogue.


WP

[info]kageygirl

January 23 2005, 19:58:00 UTC 7 years ago

Re: Well you know *I* agree with you....

Your saying is my mantra when I start getting those unfortunate marks on my forehead from beating it against the keyboard. *g*

I'm glad you liked it--us dialogue addicts have to stick together. *g*

[info]wpadmirer

7 years ago

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[info]kageygirl

7 years ago

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[info]wpadmirer

7 years ago

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[info]coreopsis

January 23 2005, 19:09:04 UTC 7 years ago

Now I really wish I'd seen the other post. *g* But this was fun too.

[info]kageygirl

January 23 2005, 20:04:19 UTC 7 years ago

Oh, the other post just showed way too much about my snarky mean 2am mentality. Er, not that I'm not snarky mean the rest of the time, I just usually try to control it better. *g* But I'm glad you liked the ficlet.

[info]miera_c

January 23 2005, 19:58:50 UTC 7 years ago

Sheppard has an ass?

hunh.

[info]kageygirl

January 23 2005, 20:06:43 UTC 7 years ago

Well, his K-bar's dangling down in front of something... um, not that I pay attention to that. Every time he walks away from the camera. Or anything like that.

[info]ex_danvers514

January 23 2005, 21:13:13 UTC 7 years ago

Cool. I liked this.

[info]kageygirl

January 23 2005, 22:38:53 UTC 7 years ago

Yay! It's just short and squee, but it made me feel better and less bitchy. *g*

[info]snoopygirll

January 23 2005, 22:44:09 UTC 7 years ago

*heh* Funny.

[info]kageygirl

January 23 2005, 23:58:26 UTC 7 years ago

*g* Thanks.

[info]maching_monkey

January 24 2005, 01:00:17 UTC 7 years ago

Hee hee hee hee

Oh, for cute. Such lovely penance. Though I'm disapointed I didn't get to read the previous post.

I do love your little dialogues.

Leah

[info]kageygirl

January 24 2005, 05:45:27 UTC 7 years ago

I've been hanging around you too much--I get all remorseful about my evil, now. Away with you, kind-hearted wench! *g*

Though I'm glad you liked the ficlet. I honestly think it got me out of work tomorrow. *g*

[info]maching_monkey

7 years ago

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[info]probodie

January 24 2005, 23:21:23 UTC 7 years ago

Hello! ::waves:: Just was surfing and found this snippet. And love it...hope you dont me commenting :-)

[info]kageygirl

January 25 2005, 16:31:32 UTC 7 years ago

*g* I don't mind at all--glad you liked it!

[info]clarkangel

January 25 2005, 22:59:56 UTC 7 years ago

Found this while LJ surfing and SQUEEE
Snarkalicious.

John's ass might not be big but it'll hold Rodney's name..does have two sides you know. And fit right into Rodney's hands.

Lovely snippet.

[info]kageygirl

January 26 2005, 05:10:44 UTC 7 years ago

Thank you!

And fit right into Rodney's hands.

Hee. It surely does, and they're both quite happy about that, aren't they? *g*

[info]poisonshock

June 5 2006, 00:03:01 UTC 5 years ago

LOL that was great! *g*
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